Why, I'm getting rather good at this.

Scheherazade turkey

Turkey with locations

American Hospital Turkey Inspiration CityEdit

[from the start]

  • Wire Evelyn
    • Can't find a phone that works, but the telegraph is always there for me! 'Aunt Evelyn I'm still alive. Stop. You don't have to send Bigglesworth. Stop.'
  • Play Cards with American Marines
    • Home feels a lot closer, somehow. Hey, one of my best friends is from the Bronx too!

[If on Roland's route]

[If on Roland's route, after 'Drop in on Roland' and 'Check in with Roland']

[from the start]

Archaeological Museum Turkey Inspiration CountryEdit

[from the start]

  • Gawk at Sixteenth Century Ceramics
    • Beautiful! I must squeeze all relevant information out of my tour guide's mind! Sir? Sir, just another ten questions!
  • Sketch Mosaics
    • It's actually pretty hard to get down every individual tessera. Pointilism before anyone knew what pointilism was. Excellent.
  • Tour the Exhibits with Nigel

[if on Dream of Family path]

  • Consider the Keating legacy
    • I won't let you down, Mom and Dad. I promise. Mom's clues led me this far. I wonder what comes next...

[if on Dream of Felix path]

  • Daydream about Felix
    • If I can't stop thinking about him, I might as well see what comes of it. I wish Felix were here to see this...

[if on Dream of Nigel path]

  • Daydream about Nigel
    • I guess this is more dignified than mooning around his office. There's something disturbingly right about having a man I can spend hours in a museum with.

[if on Dream of Ahmose path]

  • Daydream about Ahmose
    • I really have to get that mummy out of the museum and down here. He's never seen mountains... I wish I'd been able to bring him along; we could have made an excursion to Egypt if I'd played my cards right.

[if on Dream of Sterling path]

  • Daydream about Sterling
    • I wonder what that lunatic's doing now. It's probably stupid and reckless and I wish I were there. I hope he's okay, I hope he's okay, I hope he's okay.

[if on Dream of Roland path]

  • Daydream about Roland
    • I hope Roland's not getting shot at without me. I don't think either one of us could've guessed last June how this year would turn out...

[after 'Check in with Nigel']

  • Adventure with Nigel in Turkey
    • How can I not be the one getting into trouble this time? This place seems to bring out the hero in Nigel. That may be a problem.

Base Camp Turkey Adventure CountryEdit

[from the start]

  • Tend to Equipment
    • Good grief. This isn't working either? Oh, for heaven's sake. Take Felix out of the picture and everything breaks down at once.

[May 1, night]

  • Pursue the Main Adventure in Turkey

[if you beat 'Ahmose: The Turkish Adventure']

[from the start]

  • Tend to the Animals
    • The horses and mules are getting restless. Don't be so surly. The sooner this is done, the sooner I can get this stuff off your backs.
  • Help a Dig Team Prep for Travel

Gobleki Tepe Turkey Adventure CountryEdit

[from the start]

  • Examine a Strange Hill

[If on Sterling's route]

[from the start]

  • Talk to Ahmose

[from the start]

  • Read Rüdeger's Latest Publications
    • Darn it. He's still way too brilliant to stop reading. Oh, Ruddy. I wish I could talk to you about all this.

Izmir Turkey Adventure CityEdit

[from the start]

  • Avoid Wary Locals
    • Why do people keep glaring at me? Look, I promise, I'm not English!
  • Impress the Crowds

[if 'Felix: The Turkish Adventure' has been beaten]

[from the start]

  • Whirl with the Dervishes
    • What a fascinating way to get dizzy! Spin, spin, spin!

Izmir Province Turkey Inspiration CountryEdit

[from the start]

  • Read about Curses
    • Okay, Dr. L. Krause. Let's see how strong your scholarship really is! ... I give you credit, Dr. Krause. I wish I'd written this book.
  • Track Down and Threaten Local Hoodlums
    • I don't want these snakes getting in my way later on. If I were a criminal mastermind, where would I hire my thugs?

[if on Roland path and have finished 'Drop in on Roland']

  • Check in with Roland

[from the start]

  • Sneak off to Skinny Dip
    • All that water, just waiting for me. Ah, public nudity. There's no way this could ever come back to haunt me!

Osman's Estate Turkey Adventure CityEdit

[from the start]

  • Reflect upon the Year
    • Wow. This time last year I was wishing high school were done. It's funny, when I graduated from high school, this is exactly how I thought college would go.

[if you saw the Felix event right before Turkey]

[if on Ahmose's route]

  • Adventure with Ahmose (in Spirit) in Turkey

[from the start]

  • Shop for Carpets
  • Walk the Walls of the Complex with Mesud's Guards
    • For a big bunch of hulking, intimidating guys, you all are all right! I've never seen Turkish wrestling. Is it true about the oil?

Pergamon Ruins Turkey Adventure CountryEdit

[from the start]

  • Examine the Allianoi
    • Oh, hot springs. Not in the best repair, but still... What would we have to do to get you back to your glory days?
  • Scare off Bandits
    • From what the locals tell me, the criminal activity around here isn't normal. Keating timing strikes again! Shoo! Shoo! For all you know I'm armed to the teeth!

[if on Nigel's route]

  • Check in with Nigel

[from the start]

  • Write to Felix
    • I promised I'd let him know what was going on, but where to start? Dear Felix, I am terrible at writing letters argh argh argh.

Streets of Istanbul Turkey Adventure CityEdit

[from the start]

  • Visit the Nuruosmaniye Caddesi

[if you completed 'Two Adventures Together' in New York]

[from the start]

  • Eat with a Local Family
    • Everyone here is so generous! Thank you so much for the hospitality!
  • Sell Steven Deveny's Luggage to Belgian Tourists
    • This is what you get for pranking my friends, mister. I don't know what's in them, but I expect some nice ties and cheap booze!
  • Take Belly Dancing Lessons
    • I'd be letting Aunt Evelyn down if I didn't do something at least mildly scandalous on the trip. Wow. I didn't think ballet had left me with any muscles that could still be surprised.

Urfa Turkey Inspiration CityEdit

[from the start]

  • Go Riding
    • It's hot, but still... Nice day for a ride!
  • Stay out of Trouble
    • Why can't more professors be like Nigel? What's a few missed lectures? Um, sorry, Professor Deniz. I'm going to miss today's lecture. Something I ate.
  • Write to Roland
    • This would be easier if I could predict the next time I'd see him. Dear Roland, Whenever locals complain about the English, I think of you and laugh. In a good way.
  • Exercise
    • If I don't watch myself, I'm going to come home flabby. Just seventy-nine jumping jacks to go!